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"Daddy, does Mommy have a penis?" the little boy asked with no signs of shame.
"No, son, she doesn't have one," Dad responded, trying to be serious.  
"Then how does she pee?" the little boy continued.
"Well let's just say that your Mom has a different peeing system," he said, laughing.
"That doesn't seem right at all. Do you have the same peeing system like her, Dad?"
"Uhm no."
"So Dad, you do have a penis?"

Dad looked down at his crotch and said:
"No, your mother killed that little thing years ago!"
Everything you read here is true.
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:iconlulu-illussions:
lulu-illussions Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol:P
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:iconhermafrodite:
hermafrodite Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:P
XD
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:iconteamunitednerds:
TeamUnitedNerds Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Da fuq did I just read
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:iconhazyl:
Hazyl Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is funny!
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:iconlumpkinsbeatspumpkin:
LumpkinsBeatsPumpkin Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Weirdly... My five year old cousin asked my aunt this same question...
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:iconaurora9912:
Aurora9912 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too funny!
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:iconangiee45:
angiee45 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This reminds me of the embarrassing questions my son has asked me although the answers aren't this funny.
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:iconjakekrystar:
JakeKrystar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
made my day :D
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:icontijonwolfsmajestys:
TijonWolfsMajestys Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well played XD
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:iconpseudonymlizziedelov:
In the words of Kurt Cobain 'I wish I was like you, easily amused'.
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Thank you very much. It's great to be easily amused.
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:iconriorae:
Riorae Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha that made me laugh!
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:icongamergirl2160:
gamergirl2160 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
LOL
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:iconuchiha-hinata:
uchiha-hinata Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
That made me laugh!~
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:iconmonsterdna:
MonsterDNA Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Snooping as usual I see
:iconpingasplz:
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:iconsethian-motzart:
Sethian-Motzart Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Priceless!
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:iconglowworm56:
glowworm56 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:giggle: Hilarious!
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:icong-rednek:
G-REDNEK Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahah goog one
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:iconredtears90:
redtears90 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LmFaO literally XD
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:iconpatrecher:
patrecher Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I fell out of my chair while laughing so hard. This made my day.
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:iconhetalialover17:
hetalialover17 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
funny hahahaha that is funny
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:iconpokebw4evr:
PokeBW4Evr Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
LMAO!!! That was so random and hilarious XD
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:iconmoocows1999:
moocows1999 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
owch that is painfuly funny
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:iconzigtherapist:
ZigTheRapist Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
woah wooah wooooooaahhh this thing killed me lol xDD
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD I started to laugh after I saw de title
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:icongeneralcuppincakes:
GeneralCuppinCakes Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
This doesn't really belong in CountryXReader.
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Then get it out of there! for gods sake!
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:icongeneralcuppincakes:
GeneralCuppinCakes Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I can't.. you have to do that. I was just kindly letting you know before someone flipped out about spam. Sheesh.
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:iconharu-chii:
Haru-chii Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Where did you hear this?
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
In my mind in the late summer of two thousand ten.
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:iconharu-chii:
Haru-chii Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Okay.
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:iconapollosguardian1990:
apollosguardian1990 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
that is too funny!
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Thank you very much!
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:iconapollosguardian1990:
apollosguardian1990 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
welcome!
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:iconra-vi:
ra-vi Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlmfao-plz:~~~
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:D
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:iconra-vi:
ra-vi Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome story~~ :iconhandsomeonionplz:
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Well thank you very much!
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:iconra-vi:
ra-vi Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem~~:hug:
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:icondashiiespear:
DashiieSpear Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
....if pretty true....dude,what:iconreactionplz:
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Yes. Everything on my page, especially in my gallery, is one hundred percent true, that's what it says. And if it says so...
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:icondashiiespear:
DashiieSpear Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...then dafuq I just read:iconwthplz:
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
A story about a kid, and how that kid finds out about the two different reproductive/peeing organs.
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:icondashiiespear:
DashiieSpear Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I see...
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:iconzarfact:
Zarfact Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Lol!
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:D
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:iconukebug:
UkeBug Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Writer
Yeeeesss!!! XDD
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:D
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:iconanniebird:
AnnieBird Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahah!
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:iconstori3s:
Stori3s Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
:D
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