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"Daddy, does Mommy have a penis?" the little boy asked with no signs of shame.
"No, son, she doesn't have one," Dad responded, trying to be serious.  
"Then how does she pee?" the little boy continued.
"Well let's just say that your Mom has a different peeing system," he said, laughing.
"That doesn't seem right at all. Do you have the same peeing system like her, Dad?"
"Uhm no."
"So Dad, you do have a penis?"

Dad looked down at his crotch and said:
"No, your mother killed that little thing years ago!"
Everything you read here is true.
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:iconlulu-illussions:
lulu-illussions Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol:P
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hermafrodite Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
:P
XD
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TeamUnitedNerds Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Da fuq did I just read
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:iconhazyl:
Hazyl Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is funny!
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LumpkinsBeatsPumpkin Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Weirdly... My five year old cousin asked my aunt this same question...
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Aurora9912 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too funny!
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angiee45 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This reminds me of the embarrassing questions my son has asked me although the answers aren't this funny.
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JakeKrystar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
made my day :D
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TijonWolfsMajestys Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well played XD
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:iconpseudonymlizziedelov:
In the words of Kurt Cobain 'I wish I was like you, easily amused'.
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