"Daddy, does Mommy have a penis?" the little boy asked with no signs of shame.
"No, son, she doesn't have one," Dad responded, trying to be serious.
"Then how does she pee?" the little boy continued.
"Well let's just say that your Mom has a different peeing system," he said, laughing.
"That doesn't seem right at all. Do you have the same peeing system like her, Dad?"
"So Dad, you do have a penis?"
Dad looked down at his crotch and said:
"No, your mother killed that little thing years ago!"
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Everything you read here is true.
Da fuq did I just read
This is funny!
Weirdly... My five year old cousin asked my aunt this same question...
This reminds me of the embarrassing questions my son has asked me although the answers aren't this funny.
made my day
Well played XD
In the words of Kurt Cobain 'I wish I was like you, easily amused'.
hahaha that made me laugh!
That made me laugh!~
hahahahah goog one
LmFaO literally XD
I fell out of my chair while laughing so hard. This made my day.
funny hahahaha that is funny
LMAO!!! That was so random and hilarious XD
owch that is painfuly funny
woah wooah wooooooaahhh this thing killed me lol xDD
XD I started to laugh after I saw de title
This doesn't really belong in CountryXReader.
Then get it out of there! for gods sake!
Where did you hear this?
that is too funny!
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